What do you get when you cross an angry sheep and an angry cow. Two animals that are in a baaaaaaad moooooooood
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Is butt cheeks one word or should I spread it apart?
The shovel was a ground breaking innovation
If you are planning to settle down, don't date a soccer player. There's only a 1/11 chance they are a keeper.