I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I saw two cows smoking weed and playing poker. The steaks were high
I asked my phone: "Siri, why am I so bad with women?" She said: "I'm Alexa you moron."