If you are planning to settle down, don't date a soccer player. There's only a 1/11 chance they are a keeper.
Dated a Swiss girl once, broke up with her soon as I got to her home town. There were just too many red flags
If Ani is short for Anakin and Obi is short for Obi-Wan, what is Luke short for? A stormtrooper.
My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't stop eating spaghetti. Now I'm feeling cannelloni
How do you eat a hard drive? One byte at a time.