I sued the airport for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Why did the whale blush? It saw the ocean's bottom.
What's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater.
We thought we'd crept past the Greek king without him noticing. Then my friend saw him look our way. Odysseus?