What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater.
Her: "Why do we need walkie-talkies? Our relationship is over." Me: "Our relationship is what? Over."
My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns. "OK,"I said, "Alpaca my ba…
What do Mexicans do at the beach? They Burri-toes at in the sand
Why are balloons so expensive? Inflation.