Why did the man fall into the well? Because he was walking and couldn’t see that well
Doctor “the problem is that you sit too much during the day” me “I understand” doctor “yes, yes you do”
Wife just phoned me and said three girls in her office just got flowers delivered and they’re absolutely gorg…
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
How do you eat a hard drive? One byte at a time.