How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
“Did you know that 25% of women are being treated for mental illness ? That means 75% of them are still walki…
What did 50 cent do when he was hungry? 58
My car's dashboard flashed 'door is ajar.' Buddy, a door is not a jar — it's a door!
At my bosses funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin: “Whos thinking outside the box now Gary?”