What did 50 cent do when he was hungry? 58
I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I…
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen.
What did the biologist wear to impress their date? Designer genes.
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll waste hundreds of dollars on equipment onl…