Two fish were in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Did you hear about the T-Rex that sells guns? He’s a small arms dealer
I get a little depressed when I can't play video games, but I always find a way to console myself.
I gave my wife a glue stick instead of lipstick by accident, she’s still not speaking to me.
What do you call four pears? Two pairs.