What kind of flower has never been put in a vase? A cauliflower!
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The…
Did you hear about the computer that took a cross country trip? It was a hard drive
My friend claims he 'accidentally' glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his st…
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.