Did you know that carrots make for great detectives? They always get down to the root of the problem.
Do you know why you can't keep score in Afghanistan? Because of the tally-ban.
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
I'm reading a horror novel in braille. Something bad is about to happen—I can feel it.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.