I'm reading a horror novel in braille. Something bad is about to happen—I can feel it.
What do you call a guy laying on the floor in front of a door? Matt!
Why shouldn't you trust trees? They seem shady.
If you are planning to settle down, don't date a soccer player. There's only a 1/11 chance they are a keeper.
A man was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him. His condition is stable.