I'm reading a horror novel in braille. Something bad is about to happen—I can feel it.
We thought we'd crept past the Greek king without him noticing. Then my friend saw him look our way. Odysseus?
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says ‘5 beers please’
I recently took a pole and 100% of the people were angry when the tent collapsed
My daughter asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I said ‘no, I didnt even know he could’.