Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.
Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
The Egyptians claim there are no crocodiles in their country. I think they’re in de Nile.
If Ani is short for Anakin and Obi is short for Obi-Wan, what is Luke short for? A stormtrooper.
Dated a Swiss girl once, broke up with her soon as I got to her home town. There were just too many red flags