When grilling burgers, don't forget the pickle. It's kind of a big dill.
A guy threw a gallon of milk at my head, how dairy.
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Did you hear about the big lego sale? people were lined up for blocks
I get a little depressed when I can't play video games, but I always find a way to console myself.