If there's an invisible man sleeping in your bread, who do you call? Toastbusters.
My wife’s been complaining I don’t buy her flowers. To be honest I didn’t know she sold any.
Did you hear about the guy who had is coffee stolen? He got mugged
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
What did the two pieces of bread say at their wedding? It was loaf at first sight.