Where do you take someone injured in a peek-a-boo accident? To the I.C.U.
A sweater I just bought was full of static electricity. So I returned it. The guy gave me another one free of…
Why do nurses bring red pens to work? Just in case they have to draw blood.
A man is sitting at home when a police officer knocks on his door. 'Sir, I'm afraid your dog has been reporte…
I want to retire as quickly as I can. I better call ASARP.