It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-Calf-inated
A sweater I just bought was full of static electricity. So I returned it. The guy gave me another one free of…
Thank God for nipples, without them boobs are pointless
My wife’s been complaining I don’t buy her flowers. To be honest I didn’t know she sold any.