What do you get when you cross a Smurf and a cow? Blue cheese.
A thief broke into my house middle of the night to look for money. So I got up and looked with him.
What do you call 26 letters that went for a swim? Alphawetical.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 97% of you will never get it.
To everyone out there suffering paranoia, just remember, you’re not alone