I had a hen that could count her own eggs. She’s a mathmachicken
Do you know what happens when someone slaps you at a high frequency? It megahertz
Why did behtovin get rid of all his chickens? Because they always said Bach Bach Bach
I once had a job as a professional cricket impersonator, but I was just winging it.
What do you call a zombie with no sense of humor? Dead serious.