What do you call James Bond taking a bath? Bubble 0-7.
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
What kind of plants go in the bathroom? Toiletrees
I was at the doctors and a woman runs in screaming “Dr! Dr! Help me quick I’m shrinking”. The dr says “whoa o…
Next Monday we start diarrhea awareness week, Runs until Friday