Why can't a leopard hide? Because they're always spotted.
My iguana lost his tail last night with not a predator in sight. Turns out it was reptile dysfunction.
I’ve got a German friend that’s a sound technician. I’ve got a Czech one too, Czech one too
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals IM LIVID
Why do turkeys play percussion? They have drumsticks.