What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I'm coming down with something.
Today I found out that Dwayne Johnson lives in the apartment above mine. Can't believe that for years I've be…
Today I started an argument with my wife while riding in an elevator. I was wrong on so many levels.
I asked my phone: "Siri, why am I so bad with women?" She said: "I'm Alexa you moron."
My friends keep asking me to tell jokes about retired people but none of them work.