What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Why do hamburgers go south for the winter? So they don't freeze their buns.
My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns. "OK,"I said, "Alpaca my ba…
Why did the data base administrator leave his wife? She had 1 too many relationships.
What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion? Claude.