Two wifi engineers got married. The reception was amazing.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
I'm not saying my wife's cooking is bad, but we use the smoke detector as a timer.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
My friend claims he can build a gun using his new 3D printer. But I'm not impressed. I've had a canon printer…