How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Why don't skeletons go trick-or-treating? They have no body to go with.
How do dumpsters communicate with each other? They trash talk.
My doctor said that I might die because I accidentally consumed clay. I'm shitting bricks to be honest.
What do you get when you cross an angry sheep and an angry cow. Two animals that are in a baaaaaaad moooooooo…