My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
Why was the tooth brush named in West Virginia? Because otherwise it would have been called the Teeth Brush
Scientists have just discovered a fossilized dinosaur fart. They say its a blast from the past
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes their car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
A man is sitting at home when a police officer knocks on his door. 'Sir, I'm afraid your dog has been reporte…