Why did the crab cross the road? It didnt, it used a sidewalk
If you ever fall out of a kayak, don't panic — once it's capsized, you can just wear it as a hat.
What did Mike Tyson say after working out with Chris Hemsworth? “You’re gonna be Thor in the morning”
Why did the Philippino banana call into work sick today? He wasn’t peeling well today
If towels could tell jokes, I think they'd have a very dry sense of humor.