Did you hear about the big lego sale? people were lined up for blocks
Which rock group has four men who can't sing? Mount Rushmore.
When I arrived unannounced, I wasn't even offered a chocolate-covered cherry. It wasn't a cordial greeting.
My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list. Now I can't read anything.
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.