Did you hear they made an afghan barbie? It’s a blow up doll.
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate visitors.
Wife just phoned me and said three girls in her office just got flowers delivered and they’re absolutely gorg…
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why did the crab cross the road? It didnt, it used a sidewalk