What's a physicist's favorite snack? Fission chips.
My marriage is like a fine wine. It started out in a nice house and ended up in a box.
A sweater I just bought was full of static electricity. So I returned it. The guy gave me another one free of…
What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one.