What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're that good at it.
Shout out to my grandma. Because thats the only way she can hear you.
I haven't talked to my wife in a week — I didn't want to interrupt her.
I asked my phone: "Siri, why am I so bad with women?" She said: "I'm Alexa you moron."