What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
Did you hear about the guy who had is coffee stolen? He got mugged
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.
Did you hear about the T-Rex that sells guns? He’s a small arms dealer
Man “sleeping pills are amazing, I’ve never been so relaxed in my life” doctor “just make sure you’re not tak…