What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks.
I had a hen that could count her own eggs. She’s a mathmachicken
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
Sunday was a sad day. But the day before that was a sadder day. Who knows, the day after it could be very mun…
What's more unbelievable than a talking dog? A spelling bee.