What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
Scientists watched the earth rotate for 24hrs. They got tired. So they called it a day.
What type of chair do toddlers sit in to make mobile calls? A booster seat
Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their butt quaks
Yesterday I saw an ad that said "Radio for sale, $1. Volume stuck on full blast." I said to myself "You can't…