Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're that good at it.
Doctor “the problem is that you sit too much during the day” me “I understand” doctor “yes, yes you do”
Why arnt koalas actual bears? They don’t meet the koalafications
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Why do crabs never volunteer? Because they're shell-fish.