The game Mortal Kombat is actually based on an old Scandinavian children's song. It's a Finnish hymn.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you". "Pop" goes the weasel.
Why do sex workers wear high heels? So they dont sell themselves short.
Did you hear about the guy who had is coffee stolen? He got mugged
At my bosses funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin: “Whos thinking outside the box now Gary?”