I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a pinto bean? I've never had a pinto bean on my face.
Why should you not use an unsharpened pencil? It's pointless.
I asked for breakfast anytime, so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
What did one boob say to another? If we don’t get support they’ll think we’re nuts.