Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife? Nothing, he was gladiator.
A man walks into a pet shop and says, 'I'd like to buy a wasp, please.' The shopkeeper says, 'I'm sorry, sir,…
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're that good at it.
When I arrived unannounced, I wasn't even offered a chocolate-covered cherry. It wasn't a cordial greeting.