A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
I just learned the medical name for Viagra. Mycoxaflopin.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two.
What do you call a pile of cats? Meotain
Why are men such good cooks? Because with just two eggs and a sausage they can fill a belly for 9 months