What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
Why does Dracula always bite people in the neck? Because he's a neck romancer.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I'm coming down with something.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said "Happy..." and started timing on her watch. After a…