Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
My kid said, "Dad, I'm hungry." I said, "Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad."
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
What's blue and not that heavy? Light Blue.