I can’t understand why my calculator just stopped working. It just doesn’t add up.
Is the position for wife still available? Yes my dishes are still dirty.
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.
The internet connection at my farm was really poor, so I moved the modem to the barn, now. I have stable WiFi
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.