What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? A woolly jumper.
Unlike a lot of people at the gym, I don’t hate leg day. It’s just the next two days that I cant stand.
What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.
To everyone out there suffering paranoia, just remember, you’re not alone
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate visitors.