We adopted the daughter of a clown, I have some bug shoes to fill
My girlfriend broke up with me when she found out I only had 9 toes. She was lack toes intolerant.
I was so angry I threw my keyboard against the wall and parts flew everywhere. That’s when shift hit the fan.
I asked my friend Sam to sing a song about the iPhone, and then Samsung
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.