Bruce lee had a vegan brother named Broco Lee
I saw two cows smoking weed and playing poker. The steaks were high
What kind of bird works on a construction site? A crane.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.