What kind of letters do feminists send? Hate male
Did you hear about the actor who broke his leg onstage? He's still in the cast.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
My mom was a radiologist. She met my dad when he came in for an x-ray. I wonder what she saw in him.
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.